The Scummy Mummies Christmas Show
The Scummy Mummies Christmas Show
Ho, Ho, Ho...it's The Scummy Mummies Christmas Show!
Due to popular demand, comedians Helen Thorn and Ellie Gibson are bringing their special Christmas themed comedy show back to Guildford!
Expect scummy carols, yuletide sketches, festive stand-up and very scummy Santa stories! Book your tickets now, before it sells out!
Guaranteed to make you feel normal about your parenting skills, or very smug about being child-free. Bring your mates, pop a panty liner in, and let’s party!
Add more to your visit
Add a delicious Christmas dinner to your experience
Join us in the Riverbank Kitchen pre-show for a two or three course set Christmas dinner, lovingly created by our wonderful chefs. A children's menu is also available.
Available before select events, your dining experience will start 2 hours before the show begins.
Prices
Tickets £30
Access Free Essential Companion Ticket Available
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Prices include all applicable fees & levies.
Find out more about our concessions & discounts.
Details
Venue: Main House
Running Time: Approximately 2 hour including a 20 min interval
Tue 16 Dec 2025, 7.30pm
AccessibilityTo book accessible tickets and discuss your access requirements, please contact our Box Office.
For more info on Accessibility, click here.
Ages 18+
The Scummy Mummies Christmas Show
Ho, Ho, Ho...it's The Scummy Mummies Christmas Show!
Due to popular demand, comedians Helen Thorn and Ellie Gibson are bringing their special Christmas themed comedy show back to Guildford!
Expect scummy carols, yuletide sketches, festive stand-up and very scummy Santa stories! Book your tickets now, before it sells out!
Guaranteed to make you feel normal about your parenting skills, or very smug about being child-free. Bring your mates, pop a panty liner in, and let’s party!
Add more to your visit
Add a delicious Christmas dinner to your experience
Join us in the Riverbank Kitchen pre-show for a two or three course set Christmas dinner, lovingly created by our wonderful chefs. A children's menu is also available.
Available before select events, your dining experience will start 2 hours before the show begins.
Prices
Tickets £30
Access Free Essential Companion Ticket Available
See More Save More - Multi-Buy Tickets
Prices include all applicable fees & levies.
Find out more about our concessions & discounts.
Details
Venue: Main House
Running Time: Approximately 2 hour including a 20 min interval
Tue 16 Dec 2025, 7.30pm
AccessibilityTo book accessible tickets and discuss your access requirements, please contact our Box Office.
For more info on Accessibility, click here.
Ages 18+
