Clementine

Clementine
BRITISH COMEDY GUIDE BEST REVIEWED SHOW AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE
GUARDIAN TOP 10 COMEDY SHOWS IN 2023
Lady Clementine has until her 27th birthday to find The One. When her latest beau goes missing, she embarks on a hilariously unhinged quest to solve the mystery of her ill fortune. But with neither sense nor sensibility, will our romantic heroine find love in time?
Set roughly "in the past'', this is a story about sickly sisters, self-love and Sylvanian Families. Bonnets at the ready, ladies, for the debut character comedy show of the (Scorpio) season.
Fantastia of feminism.
Absolutely barnstorming performance.

Beat the queues, pre-order your food and drinks now!
You can order your pre-show dining and interval drinks, snacks, and ice creams for this show to save you time when you visit! Purchase in advance by clicking the link below and they will be waiting for you to collect at your chosen time and location.
Prices
Tickets £18
Concessions £12
The following concessions are available:
- Students & Under 25s
- Job Seekers, Pension Credit & Universal Credit recipients
- Surrey Carers Cardholders
The following discounts are available:
- Members save £2
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Prices include all applicable fees & levies.
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Details
Venue: Mill Studio
Running Time: Approximately 1 hour with no interval.
Saturday 21 March 2026, 7.45pm
AccessibilityTo book accessible tickets and discuss your access requirements, please contact our Box Office.
For more info on Accessibility, click here.
Suitable for ages 15+
Clementine
BRITISH COMEDY GUIDE BEST REVIEWED SHOW AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE
GUARDIAN TOP 10 COMEDY SHOWS IN 2023
Lady Clementine has until her 27th birthday to find The One. When her latest beau goes missing, she embarks on a hilariously unhinged quest to solve the mystery of her ill fortune. But with neither sense nor sensibility, will our romantic heroine find love in time?
Set roughly "in the past'', this is a story about sickly sisters, self-love and Sylvanian Families. Bonnets at the ready, ladies, for the debut character comedy show of the (Scorpio) season.
Fantastia of feminism.
Absolutely barnstorming performance.

Beat the queues, pre-order your food and drinks now!
You can order your pre-show dining and interval drinks, snacks, and ice creams for this show to save you time when you visit! Purchase in advance by clicking the link below and they will be waiting for you to collect at your chosen time and location.
Prices
Tickets £18
Concessions £12
The following concessions are available:
- Students & Under 25s
- Job Seekers, Pension Credit & Universal Credit recipients
- Surrey Carers Cardholders
The following discounts are available:
- Members save £2
See More Save More - Multi-Buy Tickets
Prices include all applicable fees & levies.
Find out more about our concessions & discounts.
Details
Venue: Mill Studio
Running Time: Approximately 1 hour with no interval.
Saturday 21 March 2026, 7.45pm
AccessibilityTo book accessible tickets and discuss your access requirements, please contact our Box Office.
For more info on Accessibility, click here.
Suitable for ages 15+