An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo

An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo

By Ned Blackburn

Meet Johnny, 18-years-old and in his final year at an all-boys boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, failing to fit into the school's (rather rigid) mould. Enter Harry, the rugby golden boy. To save time, Johnny and Harry shag. Constantly.

Blackburn’s drama hits back at the boys-club mentality and toxic masculinity that continues unchecked into adulthood.

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Expertly crafted... one can't help but watch in awe

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This isn't a coming out story or a gay tragedy. It is life through the lens of a young queer man, navigating Grindr, hyper-masculinity and an institution rife with shame.

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Prices

Tickets £18
Concessions £12

The following concessions apply on standard tickets:

  • Students & Under 25s
  • Job Seekers, Pension Credit & Universal Credit recipients
  • Surrey Carers Cardholders

The following discounts apply on standard tickets:

  • Members

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Details

Venue: Mill Studio

Running Time: Approximately 1 hour 20 mins including a 20 min interval

Show Times

Thu 7 May 2026, 7:45pm

Accessibility

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Advisory Info

14+ 

An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo

By Ned Blackburn

Meet Johnny, 18-years-old and in his final year at an all-boys boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, failing to fit into the school's (rather rigid) mould. Enter Harry, the rugby golden boy. To save time, Johnny and Harry shag. Constantly.

Blackburn’s drama hits back at the boys-club mentality and toxic masculinity that continues unchecked into adulthood.

- The Stage

Expertly crafted... one can't help but watch in awe

- Broadway World

This isn't a coming out story or a gay tragedy. It is life through the lens of a young queer man, navigating Grindr, hyper-masculinity and an institution rife with shame.

Add more to your visit!

PRE-ORDER YOUR FOOD, DRINKS & ICE-CREAMS

Prices

Tickets £18
Concessions £12

The following concessions apply on standard tickets:

  • Students & Under 25s
  • Job Seekers, Pension Credit & Universal Credit recipients
  • Surrey Carers Cardholders

The following discounts apply on standard tickets:

  • Members

See More Save More - Multi-Buy Tickets

Prices include all applicable fees & levies.
Find out more about our concessions & discounts.

Details

Venue: Mill Studio

Running Time: Approximately 1 hour 20 mins including a 20 min interval

Show Times

Thu 7 May 2026, 7:45pm

Accessibility

To book accessible tickets and discuss your access requirements, please contact our Box Office.
For more info on Accessibility, click here.

Advisory Info

14+