An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo
An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo
By Ned Blackburn
Meet Johnny, 18-years-old and in his final year at an all-boys boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, failing to fit into the school's (rather rigid) mould. Enter Harry, the rugby golden boy. To save time, Johnny and Harry shag. Constantly.
Blackburn’s drama hits back at the boys-club mentality and toxic masculinity that continues unchecked into adulthood.
Expertly crafted... one can't help but watch in awe
This isn't a coming out story or a gay tragedy. It is life through the lens of a young queer man, navigating Grindr, hyper-masculinity and an institution rife with shame.
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Prices
Tickets £18
Concessions £12
The following concessions apply on standard tickets:
- Students & Under 25s
- Job Seekers, Pension Credit & Universal Credit recipients
- Surrey Carers Cardholders
The following discounts apply on standard tickets:
- Members
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Details
Venue: Mill Studio
Running Time: Approximately 1 hour 20 mins including a 20 min interval
Thu 7 May 2026, 7:45pm
AccessibilityTo book accessible tickets and discuss your access requirements, please contact our Box Office.
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14+
An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo
By Ned Blackburn
Meet Johnny, 18-years-old and in his final year at an all-boys boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, failing to fit into the school's (rather rigid) mould. Enter Harry, the rugby golden boy. To save time, Johnny and Harry shag. Constantly.
Blackburn’s drama hits back at the boys-club mentality and toxic masculinity that continues unchecked into adulthood.
Expertly crafted... one can't help but watch in awe
This isn't a coming out story or a gay tragedy. It is life through the lens of a young queer man, navigating Grindr, hyper-masculinity and an institution rife with shame.
Add more to your visit!
Prices
Tickets £18
Concessions £12
The following concessions apply on standard tickets:
- Students & Under 25s
- Job Seekers, Pension Credit & Universal Credit recipients
- Surrey Carers Cardholders
The following discounts apply on standard tickets:
- Members
See More Save More - Multi-Buy Tickets
Prices include all applicable fees & levies.
Find out more about our concessions & discounts.
Details
Venue: Mill Studio
Running Time: Approximately 1 hour 20 mins including a 20 min interval
Thu 7 May 2026, 7:45pm
AccessibilityTo book accessible tickets and discuss your access requirements, please contact our Box Office.
For more info on Accessibility, click here.
14+
